Ewww

Is it just me or is Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas one of the scariest looking women on the planet? Like a young, toned Joan Rivers. She's got abs to die for and maybe I'm supposed to think she's hot because she refers to her "lovely lady lumps" in what has to be one of the most annoying songs ever made. But her face scares me. It's like she took some dangerous cocktail of collagen, restalyn, and botox and injected all of it into her face. I guess she doesn't know that whatever she's doing is making her look older. Maybe whatever she's doing now will ensure that she'll look great when she's old. But I doubt it.

On another note, Jessica Simpson says she hasn't done anything to her lips after restalyn made her look like she was pouting after someone punched her in the face a few months ago. The unfortunate cover of the most recent Us Weekly says otherwise.

Ladies, if you're gonna inject crap into your face (not that there's anything wrong with that) the goal should be to smooth some stuff out and look the same as you otherwise do. Don't try going into Cher territory because only Cher can pull that off.