Saturday, November 04, 2006

Who are these people?

Apparently some designers are coming out with sub-zero sizes. For women with 23 1/2 -inch waists. Who has a 23 1/2-inch waist? Even if there's like .001% of the population that is this small, do they really have 35-inch hips? It sounds like the physical impossibility of a Barbie doll. I wonder if people that small are grumpy all the time from the lack of food. Because being this small must result from a lack of food. Or being nine years old.

And it's good to see that the NAE president who stepped down actually threw away the crystal meth he bought and only got a massage from the gay prostitute. I just knew there would be a perfectly reasonable explanation for what was supposed to be a prime example of utter hypocrisy on the far right. Close call there, guys.

Go Horns. Please don't freak me out tonight with your crazy antics and your affinity for getting pushed around the entire first half. And remember to protect the ball. I'll be watching. Please don't make me talk to the television.

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